1000โ‚ฌ DI HOTEL ๐Ÿ˜ŽVIETATO AI POVERI!


Let’s pee on the heads of the paupers Let’s pee on the heads of the paupers Hello everybody welcome to this new video! As you can tell from the titile today’s video is a little different than usual because today’s occasion is very unique here in Pannocchietta Soul Mafia family today I’m in a 5 star super-mega-luxurious hotel only thanks to this guy over here called Sebastiano Serafini who’s instagram famous and wrote them hey give me a free room that I have followers they checked him and said, hey this guys has a fringe you can’t see his eyes?! Well then yes, we’ll give them a free room Eh, I think it’s fair enough So I decided to join him because you know me, when there are things for free I’m on it now that I’m here I’ll show you the room and the hotel Now I’m entering my Rich Guy mood, let’s start the tour 3, 2, 1… ♪ pappoopapooparabadoobaaa(?) ♪ pappadoobarebadoo Soul Mafiaaa∼ Hello paupers, welcome in this uh room tour that only us, rich people, can understand. Now I’ll show you these things that you paupers will never get in your life I’ll start by showing you this couch, typical couch for us rich people, in which you can also lay down uh, can you do this on your couch? I don’t think so Look at how beautiful and how comfortable and how elegant, look the Cuccarini(Lorella, an italian showgirl from the late 90s lol)?! Pfft get out of the way! Water, but rich people water that you’ll never have and an orange…something a thai bael(?) fruit ok what is bael? bael the bael is -(explain,) the paupers don’t understand but why should I explain this anyway only the paupers are listening and the bael is a thing for the rich. Ok now let’s move on in this new area of this room, let’s go there this is a desk a desk that us people doing business and making money use to work and do amazing things that’s why us rich people use also this thing here, this thing is a… is a… is…Is. You can’t understand. What can you understand. It’s a ruler! It’s a ruler. We have a ruler container. Why should a rich person leave a dirty ruler on his fancy desk, uh? But this has two sides or…can you open it that way, see you pauper didn’t know that -shhh! obviously there is also an upper compartment where you can put other stuff that we rich people use for work: the tape, needed to tape like only I know, because I’m rich. And now we move on. Here you can find… what is this thing?! -It’s an ice bucket, you silly. -Ahh Here you can find a useful ice bucket in pure stainless steel, Chef Tony’s pans in comparison are really…what are those. Well, ice then, useful in varied various situations and then, ohh! A coffee machine!! Omg what a beauty! -Why, you’ve never seen one before? -Shhhhh! This Illy machine as you can see has a rich name, its name is France François it’s not a machine for all, otherwise its name would be -Giorgio Pino. -I have to burp, I’m sorry the rich don’t burp. *burp* and also(have to) hiccup Ok back at being rich. This is a jewelry box for rich things, such as sugar bags, instant coffee bags…things. -Why is it sunflower-shaped? -Why, what do you know why should I explain this to you. Here there’s the frigo bar area that, from what they told us, is free for us famous influencers it opens and we can… -They didn’t even put any alcohol. -There’s nothing -But, but.. And finally we arrived in the television area but it’s not only a tv! It’s also a computer. Yes, when you’ve a certain social status you also have a computer included -Let’s show when we type *click click* There. It says: Woood. You are in your element Mr. -Serafini hahahaha -I’ll leave this place. How dare they?!? -It’s because you, I mean… you have someone that uses the computer for you, right? a servant. -Ahh right. As you can see here there is welcome in your element mr. Serafini who is my personal assistant, my slave who of course knows all the datas and passwords I don’t need to know them. Each floor is dedicated to an element.-Each 4 floors. -This floor is the element wood∼. Because we are a little bit of two “fike di legno” that’s why they put us here -Exactly. -Exactly. Then we also have the element of water, air and fire. -Well I think we’ll be alright with the wood theme…otherwise on the fire floor? -You’ll have to walk on hot coals Thak got we are on Wood. Here below ther is a cd player so you can listen to your favourite music like Alexia(an other Italian late 90s reference) or Tiziano Ferro -ooh so funny -these are our beds which thank god are separated they are very comfortable you guys, very luxurious -this looks like a r*pe scene will they demonetize this video also? -uhm, if we’re careful no. Ok. I can see again I was wondering, why is this room so dark…I forgot about my sunglasses -Heh…sorry forgive me I should have reminded you -These unuseful slaves. -Personal assistant. -Let’s go on towards new worlds, beautiful things welcome in the bathroom for the rich, in the rich toilets. Come closer little slave Here we are This bathroom is very sumptuous very sojfdhdssffd-to… … -It’s for your mom, she wanted to see an eye -oh, true My mom hates Sebastiano Serafini, -Not true!! -Like most of you -She even follows me on instagram Yes yesterday I finally convinced her to follow him and to buy his music because she felt guilty of insulting him until yesterday so she said alright I’ll buy one song of his anyway… -You guys should buy it too! Is it by chance we’re speaking about Serafini’s music right in front of a toilet?? Is it by chance? I don’t think so. Anyway… -You’re really an asshole lol -This is a toilet but not a toilet like any others, it’s like a japanese/korean one that goes BOOM, the water flows up your butt bellissimo it’s awesome -What is different with this toilet? -It conceals bad smells -It’s not smelly. -You can have the bigges p—— -You’re gorgeous here. Here you’re really photogenic I’ll spend at least two minutes here. -How cool am I wow If I look good then I should talk slowly too so people will think I’m handsome, get it? -Yep. Aand heeere we arrre nowww at the sink, which is the *english italian accent* rubinetti, lavandini After, we got the bathrobe -Why don’t you get changed for this video -Ahh, you want me to take my clothes off? -Yes At least we’ll get more views…but then we won’t be able to monetize… But why would you care to monetize it, you rich! -You’re right! -Oh damn…-Right heh… And the last thing is Ooh so cool! Uhm no I am used to these things -Do it again then -Ok This shower is so wide that I can even *jumps, dances around* -Kpop coreographies? -A ballet piece. -Right exactly even a little kpop routine -Show me…what’s it called? Burning! -Burning? -Your song right? -Oh, you mean Burning Up? -Yes, yes! -Then sing it to me, go! 5,6,7.. *song plays* *Serafini tries and fails* -Please, get mad at me again next time when I tell you I don’t know your songs, you’re really coherent… -What, you are a dancer not a singer -Oh, so you know my coreographies!? Go ahead show me! -But I am not a dancer!! Do you know how to sing my songs? -I can’t understand, you keep changing your mind, so? And now we’ll show the best part of the room! Who do I always have to do some moves -I don’t know Your feet, c’mon I’m talking about the best part of the room here and you show your shoes -Ok let’s show the best view: -What are you showing? -This number lol Welcome to: Bangkoko Bangkok Look at this gorgeous park No, guys, the view is something objectively phenomenal -Do you prefer the view from this hotel or the other one? From my Insta What an awesome view from my room wow -And from the room -you can even see the pool(pool=piscina in italian sounds similar to pisciare=to pee) -We can even pee in the pool from here(word play) -Yeees let’s pee on the pool from here! Let’s pee on the heads of the paupers Let’s pee on their heads! Guys, here’s the pool How cool is it, I can’t wait to get in! Aaaw small child hello child! ♪ Swim and close your mouth -Look how pretty the trees I wanted to show you the breakfast of us rich people I won’t show you my face because I look like this: But I wanted to show that the rich when they eat they have to have a wedding dress and a deer because the deer is functional to marry the hunger of the rich. And then of course a stream behind, what should you expect. Of course first thing in the morning for breakfast is a champagne and wine wall For all the cool hipster kidz here we have all the detox juices because the detox-ification starts in the morning ok. Also the chocolates are detox for the rich. How is it possible for chocolate to be detox. Oh, even anti-aging, this chocolate doesn’t allow you to age?… This is the area with all the croassants and the bread all this goodness from god really ooh this is my favourite part absolutely with all the cheeses and also the cold cuts(affettati), you know I can only dream about these things in Korea This breakfast is very Tumblr with all these jars and such, what is inside? Oh cereals obviously. Yogurt without fat because the rich can’t gain weight it’s known, otherwise the money can’t arrive. And all the fresh fresh fruit how pretty The paupers have usual bread but the rich have lobster bread Ok cereal jars I understood but but marshmallow jars? Who eats that for breakfast, this is just pure Tumblr. And this is the first part of my breakfast, the savory one There is an omlette, ham, cheese, things like that it’s all very Instagram friendly, look what a shitty presentation Serafini did I mean what kind of an influencer are you Serafini, what kind!? But what could the rich ever want to drink if not coconut water from a coconut with a straw… it all makes sense. What on earth is a rose apple… it’s a rose shaped apple? Rose apple, only the shape is different? Rose apple, but it looks to me like Jiho’s nose, that’s what the shape recalls. Nazo cinezeee There’s even ice cream, I don’t know who eats it for breakfast but if you want it you can find it here. Here is my second round, a few sweets donuts, croassants… but you know, always paired with low fat yogurt to counterbalance. Hello friends, I’m filming this a few minutes before doing the check out absolutely not because I forgot to do the ending of the video… I just wanted to show you a little the unmade beds it’s nicer to do the ending like this, then wearing glasses very nice, you can follow me on insta and facebook the link if you want to buy me a coffee in the description box so maybe in 20 years time I’ll be able to come back in a hotel like this one and we’ll see each other on the next video! Pizza carbonara, cia… I’m filming with my phone, I don’t know where to look at… oh yes the camera is on the other side, oh well. Bye

  1. Seoul Mafia

    Ciao POVERIH! Scusate ancora se non sono riuscito a mettere un video Mercoledรฌ ma mi sono fatto perdonare spogliandomi in ben un frame del video XD Se volete vedere il resto del viaggio a Bangkok ho appena messo tutte le storie negli highlights del mio instagram ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Anastasia Chypyha

    Per me tu e Serafini dovete aprire un canale vostro!! Mi fate morire dalle risate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  3. mAd_57

    notare lโ€™ansia e la tristezza nello sguardo di Marco quando Sebastiano gli dice โ€œvabbรจ ma che ti serve monetizzarlo tanto sei ricco.โ€. e nulla Marco tipo โ€œall around me are familiar facesโ€

  4. maya brawon

    allora ''''''' a parte il cerotto da povevo che ai nel dito,, che non se po vede,, ๐Ÿ˜‰ l'albergo mariuccia che c'e nel lago che o vicino casa e centomila volte piu bello di quello.. che lo trovo monotono e scapo,, dai raga potete fare di meglio,, quello e un alberguccio di ceto medio basso direi , ;))),,hhhhh l'unica cosa decente e la piscina,,

  5. Marina Meitherlence

    Ciao!
    Molto divertente il video! Diverso dal solito… Un po' creepy a volte perchรฉ si sente Serafini che respira in sottofondo, cosa che mi ha fatto pensare a un film dell'orrore ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ… Scappa Marco, scappa!

  6. sigrid amoah

    ODDIOOOO un divento in qui ci si puรฒ sdraiare๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐma beato nel mio divano ci si puรฒ sedere รจ cacare sopra ma non ci si puรฒ sdriare!!!๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. B The Beast

    "Naso cinese" di Jiho รจ il video piรน bello del mondo. Lo guarderei in loop per 10 ore AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

  8. Dary G.

    Questo video mi ha fatto ridere da matti… ciao ๐Ÿ˜Ž carissimi!! Ciaoooo ๐Ÿคฃ ricchi!!!!๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’•

  9. _Erin_

    Hahahahahahhaha ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”
    Questo video รจ troppo divertente, l'avrรฒ visto duecento volte

  10. Ico69 Ico

    Perchรฉ quando Marco apprestandosi alla descrizione del bagno dice "cose belle" l'inquadratura si sofferma su di lui tra la cintura รจ le ginocchia ? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹

  11. Irene La Ferrara

    Ecco pk ti chiami mafia
    รˆ comunque non sei ricco io sono ricca vado in Thailandia in un hotel a 5 stelle e ho dormito una settimana nell'hotel a 7 stelle

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