Why Do We Eat Spoiled Food?


Some of our very favorite foods are closer
to this than this. That’s because coffee, bread, cheese, beer – even chocolate! – are
home to millions of microbes. In fact, these foods only acquire the tastes, smells, and
textures we love because of tiny bacteria and fungi. The vast majority of microbes – about 99%
– are actually quite harmless to humans. But the other 1% are nasty enough that our
ancestors – and the ancestors of various other mammals and birds – evolved a natural
repulsion to stuff that might harbor nasty germs. In general, we think rotten stuff looks
and smells disgusting, which, considering what’s at stake, isn’t overly cautious. Fortunately, if friendly microbes get to our
food first, they can keep the bad guys at bay. Meat left out on the counter provides
the perfect conditions for pathogens to flourish: it’s warm, moist, and protein-rich, just
like our bodies. But with some micromanagement – adding lots of salt, for instance – we
can help harmless, salt-tolerant microbes like Lactobacillus outcompete their dangerous
but salt-sensitive relatives. A few unrefrigerated months later, we get salami, rather than Salmonelli! Our ancestors stumbled on this kind of controlled
spoilage thousands of years ago – either by lucky accidents or out of serious desperation
– and we humans have been intentionally spoiling food ever since. Not only to keep
our food safe to eat, but also because the microbes we culture can transform it, almost
magically, into awesome deliciousness. Yeast, for example, gorge on the sugary starch
in bread dough, then burp out carbon dioxide that helps give loaves their lift. In a more
exotic transformation, bacteria and fungi take turns munching on piles of cacao, mellowing
out bitter polyphenols and helping create the complex and delicious taste of chocolate.
And deep in cheese caves, mold spores populate small holes and cracks in soon-to-be blue
cheese, while their relatives munch through the rest of the blob, digesting big protein
and fat molecules into a host of smaller aromatic and flavor compounds, that give the final
product its smoothness and rich, funky flavor. But to some, stinky cheese is about as appetizing
as licking someone’s toes. Which isn’t that far off, since the bacteria that make
some cheeses super-stinky are the same ones that cause foot odor. Yum? Even so, these flavors tend to grow on us:
not just literally but also figuratively. The more we’re exposed to particular microbial
funks – from our first taste of the flavor compounds in amniotic fluid forward – the
more we tend to like them. As a result, people around the world have
some very different ideas about how to microbe-ify foods – but every culinary culture involves
fermentation in one way or another. And if we didn’t let food spoil just a little bit,
we’d have no sauerkraut, soy sauce, pickles, or prosciutto. Not to mention kefir, kimchi,
kombucha, koumiss, katsuobushi – and plenty of other delicacies that don’t start with
K. What’s more, spoiled food may well have changed far more than our tastes – historical
evidence suggests that, when our ancestors gave up their wandering ways and settled down
to grow grain, it was likely for love of either bread or beer. Whatever the case, one thing
is clear: without the help of friendly fermenting microbes, we humans would be terribly uncultured.

  1. Dorothy Isidro

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  2. Gavin Buening

    …the guy who actually said something about 3 years ago is actually right about it 99% of Germs that hand sanitizer kill are the good guys

  3. Nine tailed ? Fox

    ik i never did eat spoiled food unless my mom eat tho BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do we have to eat it when others saying different

  4. Kaiser Frost

    I have kimchi, sauerkraut, wine, salami, soy sauce and blue cheese in my fridge right now. Come over to my house and we'll have a rotten food party!

  5. Snabble

    One time I was at the top of this building, and there was this guy about to jump, so I came up to him and said it’s not worth it. He fell off but luckily I put a parachute on him right after he fell and saved his life. I was on the news and everything and I guess I’m kind of a hero now.

  6. Snabble

    A question for markiplier:

    What is 2 purple tacos plus a green pizza, and a bucket of potatoes? The answer is a trained seal that’s addicted to drinking grape juice, and is a potato from Utah at the same time.

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